YOU CAN'T TELL HOW FAR A LARGE FROG CAN JUMP BY HIS CROAK NOR HOW FAR A DOOR WILL OPEN BY ITS CREAK!

A JAR FULL OF PENNIES, A JAR FULL OF NICKELS, A JAR FULL OF DIMES, AND A JAR FULL OF QUARTERS ARE YOUR SAFEST DEPOSITS WHEN BANKS CONITNUE TO FAIL!

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT A MAN,LOOK AT THE KNEES OF HIS TROUSERS AND THE SEAT OF HIS PANTS, IF HE WEARS ANY!

AIT IS BETTER TO BE A BIG FROG IN A SMALL POND THAN A SMALL FROG IN A BIG POND!

NEVER PAY FOR FREE ADVICE AND SAVE ALL YOUR WOODEN NICKELS FOR A RAINY DAY!