YOU CAN'T TELL HOW FAR A LARGE FROG CAN JUMP BY HIS CROAK NOR HOW FAR A DOOR WILL OPEN BY ITS CREAK!

A JAR FULL OF PENNIES, A JAR FULL OF NICKELS, A JAR FULL OF DIMES, AND A JAR FULL OF QUARTERS ARE YOUR SAFEST DEPOSITS WHEN BANKS CONITNUE TO FAIL!

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT A MAN,LOOK AT THE KNEES OF HIS TROUSERS AND THE SEAT OF HIS PANTS, IF HE WEARS ANY!

AIT IS BETTER TO BE A BIG FROG IN A SMALL POND THAN A SMALL FROG IN A BIG POND!

NEVER PAY FOR FREE ADVICE AND SAVE ALL YOUR WOODEN NICKELS FOR A RAINY DAY!

ACUTE MALIGNANT OPTIMISM

The 'curse' of the 20th Century has been an invasive 'ACUTE MALIGNANT OPTIMISM' that has now surfaced and surfed into the 21st Century. This disease is fatal and has no cure. The graveyards of the earth are filled with those who have succumbed to this dis-ease. No physicians have yet come up with a treatment for the maladay. Nor is it likely. It is highly resistant to laboratory tests and x-rays especially of the brain. As more people become addicted to OPTIMISM we can expect certain results that were not anticipated by anyone and these will be offset by other 'forces' & 'influences'. Rosy glows are indicative of this disease.

HABIT PREVAILS

If people choose only the familiar then there is no choice.

THE DESIRES OF HEART AND MIND

May the desire of your heart become the desire of you mind,and, may the desire of your mind become the desire of your heart!

WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING WRONG

When you do something wrong,whatever it might well be, and you think you are free and clear and so forth, THE DEVIL plays a joke on you! YOU GET CAUGHT!

OLD SAYINGS & ADAGES GIVEN TO ME

It's no disgrace to be poor, only DAMNED INCONVENIENT! "Where's that a WHEW,there's a WAY!" (Play on the old saw,"Where's there's a WILL, there's a way.) 'SING BEFORE BREAKFAST,CRY BEFORE DINNER!". Some people are as RICH AS DIRT, but twice as NASTY"

WHAT 3 MEN IN THE BIBLE WERE CONSTIPATED?

CAIN because he wasn't ABLE; MOSES took two tablets; and BALAAM had trouble with his ass!

THE AGE OF INFORMATION

Most of us receive far too much information that we cannot 'process' and which tend to fragment our lives in various ways. Some of this is very interesting trivia, constantly changing statistics and data, as well as a lot of nonsense, that will go down the drain in the next decade if not sooner. However, some things are sort of worth considering even if for a micro-second! I hope to place some of these here for any possible readers who can leave comments or pearls of wisdom and gems of thought as a result. They are responsible for all their own comments,however.